 
  "I'm a lumberjack and here's my shirt to prove it."
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  Crystal's statement that caused the pained look on John's face has been lost to time.
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  Mr. Mackleer, ever the life of the party.
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  Note the giant-hand-holding-beer-mug on the wall, which signified a dojo party.
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  Before you know it, another kyu test...
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  ...which means another party!
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  The headlines read:  MACKLEER CAPTURED BY CHINESE.  The gang is introduced to the future Mrs. Mackleer.
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  The McLaughlin family has a unique space-saving strategy in their home.
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  Training with a Chito-Ryu group is a great way to stay sharp, as Mike Aiton finds.
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  Mr. Jim Davenport, an awesome karate man and senior practitioner in the Chito-Kai.
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  Off to vermont to train with Nobetsu-Sensei and for Doc to take his test for godan.
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  Smack!
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  Recovering...
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  "When in doubt, choke him out."
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  Let him breathe a little...
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  Mr. Godshaw steps in to stop things.
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  The judges confer about the matter.
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  Brian Johnson looks on with concern.
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  Negri gets 5th dan rank.
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  Nobetsu-Sensei comes to celebrate in the West Virginia suite (party central).
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  "Translate what I just said for them."
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  "Uh...this isn't very politically correct..."
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  Joe Noll robs the ice bucket for his knee.
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  "Western women's hips get big after age forty.  Have you noticed?"
It's lucky she can't speak Japanese.
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  Time to relax and discuss the night's activities.
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  Starting to look like a college dormitory.
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  This was the trip where we were dubbed the "Animal House Dojo".
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  Nobetsu-Sensei once again glad to see his American students.
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  One-day practice with Norm Belsterling, another early Karate-ka in West Virginia.  Norm started the Fairmont State College club and he and Doc were acquaintances in the '60s.
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  Kazu doing blocking practice.
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  Two generations of trouble-makers
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  Kyle is down, but not worried.
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  Why is this Doc's favorite seating?  Because...
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  ...it's the makiwara chair!  Perfect for small apartments.
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  Terry Valentino, an old Chito-ryu friend from Pittsburgh, turned up in Washington, DC at a training.
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  A diner so good we had to have our picture taken with it.
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  Doc's reunion with old friend Patrick McCarthy.
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  She wore high heels.  He had to be taller.
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